You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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