where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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