When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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