we're blogging at a bar
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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