After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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