Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
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Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I touched a dick in church today
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