Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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