Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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