Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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