I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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