tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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