So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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