so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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