You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
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By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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