my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
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(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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