I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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