Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
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Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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