THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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