Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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