he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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