I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Randomize
