4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it penis luge time yet?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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