I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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