Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
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It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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