i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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