Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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