I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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