Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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