What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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