How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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