That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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