He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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