I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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