you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I just gift wrapped bread.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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