just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
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Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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