Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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