How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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