Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
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Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
That's how pantless uber rides happen
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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