So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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