Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
he thought i was a dude.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
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Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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