It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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