I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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