If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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