oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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