I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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