Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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