Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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