The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
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cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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