I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
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i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking