Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
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You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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