Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
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Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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