Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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