She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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